{"id":99213,"date":"2024-09-06T09:04:18","date_gmt":"2024-09-06T13:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cyberlego.com\/web\/2024\/09\/06\/orlando-bloom-had-the-cleanest-funniest-response-to-katy-perrys-choressex-comment\/"},"modified":"2024-09-06T09:04:18","modified_gmt":"2024-09-06T13:04:18","slug":"orlando-bloom-had-the-cleanest-funniest-response-to-katy-perrys-choressex-comment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cyberlego.com\/web\/2024\/09\/06\/orlando-bloom-had-the-cleanest-funniest-response-to-katy-perrys-choressex-comment\/","title":{"rendered":"Orlando Bloom Had The Cleanest, Funniest Response to Katy Perry\u2019s Chores=Sex\u00a0Comment"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n\tIf you happen to drop into the Perry-Bloom house this week chances are you would be blown away by how spotless the kitchen was. That\u2019s because earlier this week on the Call Her Daddy<\/em> podcast, Katy Perry<\/a> revealed that there are a handful of household chores that a romantic partner such as fianc\u00e9 Orlando Bloom can do that will\u2026 well, let her explain.<\/p>\n

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\n\t\u201cIf I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean, and you\u2019ve done all the dishes and closed all the pantry doors, you better be ready to get your d\u2013k sucked<\/a>,\u201d\u00a0Perry, 39, said with enthusiasm on Alex Cooper\u2019s popular podcast.<\/p>\n

\n\tBloom, 47, who has been engaged to the \u201cLifetimes\u201d singer since 2019 and shares four-year-old daughter Daisy Dove Bloom with the pop star, slipped into the comments on Perry\u2019s Instagram post featuring pics from the appearance to assure her that he received the message, loud and clear.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cI\u2019ve cleaned the whole house,\u201d the To The Edge<\/em> actor quipped alongside pics of Perry with Cooper, as well as a close-up of singer\u2019s \u201cDAISY\u201d necklace.<\/p>\n

\n\tIt was likely not just an idle boast, as Perry told Cooper that, indeed, \u201cHe does the dishes. We\u2019re fortunate to have a housekeeper, but on the weekends he knows that that\u2019s important.\u201d To recap, on the podcast Perry revealed that one of her love languages is \u201cacts of service,\u201d and by service she means keeping things neat and tidy.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cI mean, like, literally. That is my love language. I don\u2019t need a red Ferrari,\u201d she explained. \u201cI can buy a red Ferrari! Just do the f\u2014ing dishes! I will suck your d\u2013k! It\u2019s that easy! Don\u2019t you know? It\u2019s facts.\u201d In keeping with her TMI reveal, Perry noted that one time she and Bloom went on a couple\u2019s retreat where someone asked which guy has more sex, \u201cthe guy who drives the red Ferrari or the guy who helps out with his wife every night in the kitchen?\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tThe only appropriate response, of course, according to Perry was, \u201cIn the kitchen was the answer! In the kitchen. And Orlando knows all that. He hears me and he meets me there now.\u201d When she\u2019s not praising Bloom\u2019s \u201cmagic stick<\/a>,\u201d Perry has been busy promoting her upcoming album, 143<\/em>, which is due out on Sept. 20, and she\u2019ll be centerstage at the 2024 MTV VMAs on Sept. 11 when she receives the\u00a0Video Vanguard Award<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\n\tSee Perry\u2019s post and Bloom\u2019s response below.<\/p>\n

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